Guest Post From The Husband

Editor's Note:  The following is a tongue-in-cheek poem written by the husband about the use of Fastpass at Walt Disney World.



THANK YOU FOR NOT USING FASTPASS

You decided to vacation at Disney World.

Characters, rides, fireworks- so many colors swirled.

Kids and some adults jumping up and down with anticipation.

Then suddenly those plans go up in conflagration.

Wait time for this ride up to 55 minutes can make a mood sour.

At least it is not an hour.

Let’s not stand so long in this line.

It will be shorter after we dine.

Now we go back to wait, our tummies full.

Now it’s 2 and a half hours that’s BULL!

We have things to do, places to be!

You sigh and look around and what do you see?

Another line for the same ride.

These people go quick like on a slide.

Hey what’s the deal?

C’mon please squeal.

These Disney Guests don’t have time to fully explain.

They rapidly disappear and wane.

A resounding statement came from a small lass.

Thank you for not using FASTPASS!